SorryI almost hit someone in my car
I had to swerve into a ditch on one side of the road
Then my car spun around and I drove through the ditch on the other side
And yet ... I STILL missed them
Bad joke
SorryI almost hit someone in my car
I had to swerve into a ditch on one side of the road
Then my car spun around and I drove through the ditch on the other side
And yet ... I STILL missed them
I think the person ended up with a broken leg but that was the end of that. Still remember the cops face when he just shrugged it off and said your not at fault go home lol.Wow!!
Good joke. My brain just didn't click at first looolSorry
Bad joke
SameGood joke. My brain just didn't click at first loool
Yeah that woulda freaked me outI never almost hit a person, but I've almost bit a moose. That was fucking terrifying. Those things are huge!
Still pretty scaryI've also almost hit serveal deer. Also scary, but not as life threatening as hitting a moose
How did it taste?I never almost hit a person, but I've almost bit a moose. That was fucking terrifying. Those things are huge!
Like roadkillHow did it taste?
Well, in my experience she's not totally correct. They're actually as tall as very tall things.My Canadian ex told me that a moose is a tall as a really tall thing
Ciaran better be prepared. I'm willing to doe on the hill of very tall thingsOh damn! We have a rift within the scientific community! And I'm here for it!
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