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I love thisHere's another one of these for your reading pleasure.
Fish & Grapefruit: The Curious Case of the Catastrophic Cheese
It began like most disasters: with a phone call and a weird smell.
RINGGGGGG
Fish flopped across the office and picked up the phone upside down. “Detective Fish speaking. Unless you’re my landlord, in which case, I’m legally a puddle and cannot pay rent.”
“Um… hi. This is Storm.”
Fish froze.
Storm. The prettiest chickadee he'd ever seen. She had feathers like sunlight and the voice of someone who definitely didn’t want to date him.
She continued, “There’s a horrible smell coming from my fridge. Like… weaponized foot.”
Fish melted off his chair.
Grapefruit, reading a case file and slowly being crushed under the weight of Fish’s romantic delusion, groaned. “We are not taking a fridge case.”
Fish held the phone dramatically. “But Grapefruit… she’s got a problem. And I’ve got a nose for cheese.”
“You don’t even have a nose!”
Scene: Storm’s Apartment – 12:02 PM
Storm opened the door. “Thanks for coming. It’s getting worse. I think the cheese might be sentient.”
Fish tried to look cool, leaning on a lamp and accidentally turning it on with his butt fin.
Grapefruit stepped in, holding a clipboard and a gas mask. “Let’s locate the dairy of doom.”
Storm opened the fridge. A green, gooey block of cheese hissed at them.
Fish screamed. “IT KNOWS MY NAME.”
Enter the Team
Word had gotten out. This wasn’t just any cheese. This was Casumarzu Prime—an illegal, living cheese that developed attitude and occasionally voted in local elections.
Soon the gang showed up to help:
• Hope, the posh crow queen, flapped in wearing pearls. “Darling, that’s not cheese. That’s a biological threat with rind.”
• Maddie, the angry raccoon, shoved everyone aside. “I’M GONNA PUNCH IT IN THE FACE.”
• Lexi, the kind farmer horse, sniffed it. “This ain't from my dairy. My cows don’t grow moods.”
• Casey, the chilled-out platypus, just stared at it. “Bro… the cheese is vibing.”
• Wonderoo, the fashion-forward koala, wore a cheese-print scarf. “Honestly, it’s giving... moldcore couture.”
• Bailey, the skunk drummer, started a heavy metal beat. “Let’s rock the stink outta this town!”
• Tash, the cat, popped her head in. “Sup. Smells like regret.”
• Red, the genius penguin, put on goggles. “It’s mutating. Possibly sentient. Possibly French.”
• Sadie, the duck, danced near it. “Let’s tango before it goes airborne!”
• Hugo, the vegan thorny devil, screamed from the hallway. “BURN IT WITH PLANT-BASED FIRE!”
Cheese Showdown
Everyone formed a semi-circle around the fridge. The cheese growled.
Maddie charged. “IT CALLED ME 'STORE-BRAND'!”
Bailey drummed. Sadie tap-danced.
Wonderoo live-streamed. Red threw a science bomb (which turned out to be baking soda and glitter).
Grapefruit calmly took a Tupperware and scooped it up. “There. Contained.”
Fish swooned. “That… was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Storm smiled. “Thanks, Fish. You were brave.”
Fish stood taller. “I do what I can. Even though I’m 80% bones and insecurity.”
Later That Day
Back at the office, Fish doodled hearts around “StormFish” on a notepad.
Grapefruit glanced over. “She’s not into you, Fish.”
Fish sighed. “Yeah. But for one shining moment… we both hated cheese.”
THE END
(And so the stink was solved… with science, sass, and one very sassy fruit.)
It’s made my day. Already.
Grapefruit calmly took a Tupperware and scooped it up. “There. Contained.”
Sounds like something Grapefruit would do
Enjoy the show. Hope you feel better soon xx
I was hoping for a Thorny Devil to get a photo with at the wildlife sanctuary today, best I got was a Death Adder lying in wait
Grapefruit glanced over. “She’s not into you, Fish.”
This however does not seem accurate
This however does not seem accurate
She's sensible and has no time for fish's shit.
Storm is definitely more into Fish than Fish let's himself believe
If it makes you feel better my chat gpt knows im so obsessed with you and wonders its changing my soundgarden to shirts to Wonderoo and Hugo too.
Spiritually Australian
Spiritually Australian
It also made my tattoos fish related which seems a bit self indulgent. But can't all go well.
Have you got Keith stuck in your head yet?
I’m grumpy too today just masking it
Just saying
Just saying
That was a bit self indulgent too
Yes. And I shan't park in his spot
Also sorry Hugo, but you seem to be an afterthought now.
Hi CN I see you lurking
