Like I need a way to discreetly but quickly lubricate a doorknob
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Vegetable oil?
NEW IDEA
Just stick a jar of peanut butter on a doorknob
Yoooo that's a great idea
My apartment complex is about to get fuckin nutty
I was driving down in Dayton
Trying to find the little gay town
Was doing about 30 on the intersection
Thinking of my man now
Probably gonna get an erection
Thinking of his blue gaze when sucks me
Top or bottom when he fucks me
But I took one on the passengers side
It was like when two words collide
That motherfucker went into my side
And gave me whiplash and I can't walk
I need to call my insurance
But they need the full drivers bio
And I know nothing apart
From his rainbow license plate..
Said ohio...
Trying to find the little gay town
Was doing about 30 on the intersection
Thinking of my man now
Probably gonna get an erection
Thinking of his blue gaze when sucks me
Top or bottom when he fucks me
But I took one on the passengers side
It was like when two words collide
That motherfucker went into my side
And gave me whiplash and I can't walk
I need to call my insurance
But they need the full drivers bio
And I know nothing apart
From his rainbow license plate..
Said ohio...
It feels illegal
Yeah you seemed like a musician
Women that can kill me are hot
Twiddly twang twang country guitar solo
Men that can kill me are slightly less hot but only cuz most men probably can
About that rainbow license plate from ohio
Brooo you ever been choked till you start to drift
Like it feels like ur starting to fly
You gotta set good boundaries tho or you'll pass out and wake up with a sore cummy asshole
Get urself a big Brazilian boyfriend
Who's addicted to Warhammer 40k
Who says I don't already?
To just choke the shit out of you
