Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1428022]

Thin ice is the tastiest. The like flipped milk

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Imagine a Jaws movie

But the ice is thick

And jaws does the "dun dun" music. And he's about to attack. But instead hurts his lil nose

*shark cursing noises*

 

[Tash26]

Balling his little fin up and shaking it at the ice

 

[youngbustyredhead]

*swims away shouting "Next tiiiime"*

 

[Tash26]

He sets a reminder in his phone for "Spring"

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Also invests in a lil flamethrower

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Or gets a frickin laser beam mounted on his head

 

[Tash26]

How's that gonna work???? He won't be able to ignite it

UNLESS. He gets a dry suit. So he can go onto land and try to melt it from there

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Land shark

 

[Dia-prgirl]

Ooo thats delightfully cheesy

 

[Dia-prgirl]

Is it possible for a vagina to be gentle enough to carry an egg and not break it

 

[Dia-prgirl]

How does making a forum work

 

[Deleted member 1428022]

Is it possible for a vagina to be gentle enough to carry an egg and not break it

I think you only need an egg and a spirit of experiment to find out

 

[Dia-prgirl]

I think you only need an egg and a spirit of experiment to find out

I have a penis

 

[Dia-prgirl]

Trans womann

 

[Deleted member 1428022]

Ah that makes things more difficult

 

[Dia-prgirl]

Ah that makes things more difficult

Yeah and my ass is tight so it would definitely crack

 

[Dia-prgirl]

Wait I'm like 90% sure I've seen a woman shoot out Easter eggs before

 

[Deleted member 1428022]

I'm scared to ask if that's euphemism for something

 

[Dia-prgirl]

I'm scared to ask if that's euphemism for something

No like literally shoot an egg