Group Banter Race to a million

[Caution-_-SlipperyWhenWet]

First, present said certificate

I need proof it even exists

 

[Stanthropical]

First, present said certificate

I need proof it even exists

You don't need nothing. You don't even work here.

 

[Stanthropical]

We have made multiple attempts to satisfy your certificate based on your vague description. Without further information, including specific details about who issued said certificate, there is nothing more we can do

It says it on the certificate right there.

 

[Caution-_-SlipperyWhenWet]

That's a double negative

..so i do work here

You don't need anything until there's proof of any certificate

 

[Stanthropical]

You don't even work here.

That's a double negative

..so i do work here

You don't need anything until there's proof of any certificate

 

[Caution-_-SlipperyWhenWet]

You said I do need something

So I must work here

 

[Caution-_-SlipperyWhenWet]

'You don't need nothing' means I do need something

 

[Stanthropical]

You said I do need something

So I must work here

That's not how it works. And here, you certainly don't.

 

[Caution-_-SlipperyWhenWet]

Ill tell you what I need

 

[youngbustyredhead]

It says it on the certificate right there.

I gave you it already

 

[Deleted member 1360064]

Stuck it’s shitty traffic added an extra hour on the journey I’m gonna cry

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Stuck it’s shitty traffic added an extra hour on the journey I’m gonna cry

Noooo that’s the worst
You’re gonna have to go to negative numbers of beer on the wall

 

[Stanthropical]

I gave you it already

But that's the wrong it.

 

[youngbustyredhead]

But that's the wrong it.

 

[Stanthropical]

Fuck. Walked into that one.

 

[Stanthropical]

Also, I can't read, so I don't know what the certificate says. I'm just going with my feelings and vibes.

 

[Stanthropical]

And entitlement*

 

[Amberrlicious]

Stuck it’s shitty traffic added an extra hour on the journey I’m gonna cry

Absolutely not what you need
But don’t cry honey

 

[youngbustyredhead]

And entitlement*

Certificates to entitlement are everywhere. Would love to know who’s giving these out!

 

[Stanthropical]

Oh those are just made up on the spot in the last 15 years. Just say you have it and it exists. Immediately start behaving that way.