When I was 4 I scraped my knee and it got infected and my puppy licked it and got sepsis and had to be put down, but because my family was poor they got a two for one deal and got the vet to amputate my leg at the same time, then I had to hop about like a human pogo stick, which meant my ball sack would become elasticated over years and then ping up and slap me in the face, which happened when I had my first kiss, and now im sad and horny so...