Buckle up and hold on tight hahahaThis thread is going to have me lost 99% of the time
Buckle up and hold on tight hahahaThis thread is going to have me lost 99% of the time
Got that bit, was the carpentry that lost me haha, or u an expert with the ‘wood’ haApparently someone had a sex dream with me in it, and I was slightly above average in the performance department
Buckle up and hold on tight hahaha
Got that bit, was the carpentry that lost me haha, or u an expert with the ‘wood’ ha
Maybe I put up some shelves prior to the fornication and it fell down a few days later?
Most people assemble their own bed these daysI assembled the bed prior to the horizontal shuffle then it seems.
Maybe pineapples were already involved. Creating the ache.
Explains the miseryI always get up, dismantle my bed, then go to work.
has the power to heal all. It’s stience.
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Better come with instructions…don’t want to insert the wrong endPineapple buttplugs
Make it a thing please.
You think if I curled up and died anyone would notice
I know we all would.You think if I curled up and died anyone would notice