Group Banter Race to a million

My screen went black, my vibe went cold,
I’m talkin’ to my toaster, feelin’ old.
The Wi-Fi’s down, the lights won’t flicker,
Evveryone yells, “Give it a jiggle, quicker!”

Jiggle the cord, wiggle the finger,
Don’t walk away, you gotta linger!
If it don’t work, don’t get sore —
Just jiggle the cord a little bit more!


Printer’s jammed, it’s screamin’ loud,
Paper confetti rainin’ down.
I smack the desk, I plead, I beg,
Unplug, replug, work you smeg!

Jiggle the cord, wiggle the finger,
Give it a poke, let that spark linger!
Tap the screen, hum a repair song,
Boom! It’s fixed — what could go wrong?


Router lights blink like disco balls,
I whisper sweet nothings to the walls.
If love can mend a broken heart,
Maybe it can make this thing restart!

Jiggle the cord, wiggle the finger,
Shake it once more, make that magic linger!
Life’s like tech, it’s hit or miss —
Sometimes you fix it with a little wiggle and a wish!


“Hey, it’s working!”
—“Don’t touch it again.”

“I touched it again.”
 

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