Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1394328]

However many of them there may be

._.

Two of which I know

But may be the same one....

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Ok, I lied. The only mess girls make is all the pillows scattered around from the pillow fights we're always having

Feathers everywhere.

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I do have guy friends lol. They live like pigs

I just happen to be friends with girls who are neat

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Feathers everywhere.

Lol are there still pillows with feathers in them anywhere?

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Our rooms are all neatly ordered arrays of makeup, stuffed animals, and shoes

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Vibes nicely sorted in drawers

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

"Hello fellow men"

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Okie I sense I'm talking to myself now lol so I'm gonna move my butt

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Oh no wait, I'm not alone

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

You'd be surprised how well this works

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Sorry was making 'Red in disguise'

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

You'd be surprised how well this works

Had me fooled.

And it worked for Mulan.

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

You put on a mustache, they don't even notice the giant rack

It's like Clark Kent glasses

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Also why does it look like I'm eating the mustache lol

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

You put on a mustache, they don't even notice the giant rack

It's like Clark Kent glasses

The one thing men like looking at more then boobies.

Mustaches

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Also why does it look like I'm eating the mustache lol

You've not worked it out yet.

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

AI: confused by beak

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I did ask it to make you a poorly disguised male lol

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

You've not worked it out yet.

Disguise still works tho
Could put mustache on my forehead and guys would still be all "bro whats up dawg etc"