Group Banter Race to a million

[BunnyBeeHope]

I got one! After I fixed my settings

That was just me

 

[Tiger_22]

What an arrival, I like that you chose to "fly" in, got some pilot in ya

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

What an arrival, I like that you chose to "fly" in, got some pilot in ya

Not yet

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

I have developed a headache though

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

She back

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I have developed a headache though

Noooo

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I’ve had some of those!

Not so much the guy who was like “yes I saw your profile, you’re going through a phase of liking women” or whatever

I had one a long time ago where the guy couldn't figure out how to send pics in DMs and was asking for assistance in sending a dick pic

 

[Tiger_22]

Not yet

I volunteer as tribute

 

[Deleted member 1430026]

Headache buzz away!

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I had one a long time ago where the guy couldn't figure out how to send pics in DMs and was asking for assistance in sending a dick pic

Sending it to you or just in general?

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Ooof I went back through old inbox convos to find exactly what that guy said (it was “stage” not “phase”) and boy were there a lot of guys who didn’t know how to act

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Should of told him to snail mail it

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Should of told him to snail mail it

Special D-livery

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Dick in a Box

 

[Deleted member 1430026]

no dick picks dee-livered

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Fed Icks

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

UPeenS

 

[Tiger_22]

that is one of the best parts of this thread, how clever everyone is!!!!

 

[Amberrlicious]

Like was one a follow up to the other? Or just two different opening lines?

Two different opening lines. He sent me the first. I said no. He added me. I asked him to delete. Then he sent a second inbox message, different title same premise (wanna have fun?)

Ironically I did have fun
But not with him

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I’m starting to get that familiar feeling that my charade made more sense in my head