wtg Pennsylvania 
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it's almost a tongue twister
Oh, not exclusive to PA. That's a little better
Ok so the story behind it makes some sense
Woman named Ruth bought a restaurant named Chris Steak House, but when it burned and she needed to open a new location, she couldn't use the same name, so she just added hers to it
Ok I get it. But still that's terrible lol
Just come up with a new name
Well I guess by then she had the name recognition of Chris Steak House and didn't want to lose it?
I suppooooose. Still dumb hehe
I will drive the 2 hours to the one in my state and loudly declare "my friend Maddie thinks your restaurant's name is dumb"
And they'll go "we know people tell us every single day" 
Their jealousy of HornPub is palpable
We're all jealous of HornPub
Ima buy it and add my name to the front
Imagine if someone named Chris bought out Ruth and renamed it Chris' Ruth's Chris Steak House
Fucking nightmare for anyone with a lisp
They just say fuck it and go to Outback
Or HornPub, if they're in the Philippines
Also the original name is dumb too. Chris Steak House. Not Chris' Steak House
Your issues with this restaurant run deep
