Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1570617]

Why do you have shards of glass in your house ? I mean that asking for trouble

You don’t? You don’t know the floor is shards of glass game?

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Why do you have shards of glass in your house ? I mean that asking for trouble

I dropped a glass in the kitchen a month ago and no matter how much I think I've got all the pieces I randomly find more.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

You don’t? You don’t know the floor is shards of glass game?

It's a London thing, she wouldn't get it


Conditioning ourselves for getting stabbed.

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

Morning Amber, love you too

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Morning Amber, love you too

Woah woah woah.unfollow her right now my guy.

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

Ok

 

[Craig53m]

When i was in college, one of my roommates broke a jar on the counter and the bottom came down on the top of his foot. Looked like we murdered somebody.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

When i was in college, one of my roommates broke a jar on the counter and the bottom came down on the top of his foot. Looked like we murdered somebody.

The foot hold up to 80% of your bodies blood.

 

[Craig53m]

The foot hold up to 80% of your bodies blood.

Only 70 for him...he had really small feet

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I had 123 notifications when I came on this morning

And only one was about my foot.

Those are bad numbers

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

I had 123 notifications when I came on this morning

And only one was about my foot.

Those are bad numbers

And one was for Christmas gift so that number is good

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I want to both punch and hug Vael at the same time.

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Bloody French.

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

Hehehehehe

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

You could recreate Die Hard with all the glass on your floor

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

You could recreate Die Hard with all the glass on your floor

Yes. Yes I could.

The getting hard bit will be an issue though

 

[Deleted member 1570617]

Yes. Yes I could.

The getting hard bit will be an issue though

You didn’t like my Christmas dick pic?

 

[Craig53m]

Yes. Yes I could.

The getting hard bit will be an issue though

Nah, a hardened heart is the easy part