“The name’s Amber
These are my girls Soph *waves and munches toast*
And Red *sips ginger ale and tries to look intimidating*
We’d like your best table
I’d say please but I’m not really asking, am I?”
*staff falls over themselves leading us to their best table*
“Once upon a time there were two very different girls who grew up to be two very different women with two things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Amber."
You send us on missions and Soph has this amazing strategy involving Pokémon and meanwhile I’m just wanting to use the sawzall on everything, and Soph is like “what no”