I don’t actually fall over a lotFor someone who falls over more than they should, you'd think I'd have bigger tits ffs
I just bump into things
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I just bump into things
You need to learn to fall on the booty moreFor someone who falls over more than they should, you'd think I'd have bigger tits ffs
I’ve never been ice skating
Just roller skating once when I was like 10. It did not go well
Just roller skating once when I was like 10. It did not go well
I did fall over a lot that day
I should go skating once before spring. Outdoor rinks are 
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You are too perfect as it isFor someone who falls over more than they should, you'd think I'd have bigger tits ffs
Facts
Went ice skating once. Never again!
I fall over alot less now I don't drink
I should pay attention to this thing I’m at I guess
*squuz*
Have fun paying attention, and eating!
That would most likely end up being a disaster
My daughters love to go roller skating, they convinced me to try it eventually.
Normally the staff help the youngsters who are learning they bounce back up after falling.
So I’m sure they didn’t need the spectacle of me falling on my arse, unable to get back up. Taking two staff to get my pathetic excuse of a man back up multiple times until I gave up after 30 minutes.
I might skip skating for now!!
The world needs this.That would most likely end up being a disaster
My daughters love to go roller skating, they convinced me to try it eventually.
Normally the staff help the youngsters who are learning they bounce back up after falling.
So I’m sure they didn’t need the spectacle of me falling on my arse, unable to get back up. Taking two staff two get my pathetic excuse of a man back up multiple times until I gave up after 30 minutes.
I might skip skating for now!!
Pizza
Is that what you want or what you are having. And what’s on the pizza?
