Pretty sure I've spent 70% of my life with Born Slippy in my head.
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I live in A masturbation free zone.
Damn. Free masturbation? Neat
You usually pay ?
We get taxed for masterbation here
Probably shouldn't joke about that, cause this government would 100% introduce a wank tax
Got a liocense for that wank
That's the real reason I moved
I do it like 10 times a week can't afford that tax
Do we get taxed per session or per orgasm?
Per session. The government doesn't care if your satisfied
Can I file for a tax return?
Wanna get my money's worth.
Messy
Does the tax alter depending on time or day of the week?
Just found a random shard of glass on the floor thats worrying
