Group Banter Race to a million

What can I say, I'm an optimist.

It's kinda been rolling downhill for a decade or two now.

Usually the change being, damn you can't be as bad as the last.

How the fuck are you doing even worse. Why are you stealing kids lunch money?!

Why are you stealing pensioners fuel allowance?!
 
Europe has always been pretty close ever since the Iron Curtain fell.

But you always have real politik stuff trying to decide who is and who isn't on top.
 
Oh the on tap coke, pepsi, lemonade, tonic stuff.

It's nice because of it being easy. Screw in the bags and it'll squirt out what you need.

But it needs to be running 24/7.

So when you go to a pub or club and ask for a pint of coke or a mixer, they'll use that.
 

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