Group Banter Race to a million

[Tash26]

Ha. Rascal me

 

[Slopps]

I'd rather not work. I want to be in bed

Me too.
Even my own bed would be fine
It's really about not working actually.

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I wanna go hoooooooome

 

[Tash26]

I wanna go hoooooooome

Do you have any mild allergies???

And could you give yourself an allergic reaction that won't kill you?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Do you have any mild allergies???

And could you give yourself an allergic reaction that won't kill you?

Sadly I don't

 

[Slopps]

@BaileyXcX & @BunnyBeeHope
Looks like you are needed for another brainstorming session. We need a good (=non lethal preferably ) method to get Maddie out of work asap.

 

[Tash26]

Have you tried the old "kick rocks manager"?

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Have you tried the old "kick rocks manager"?

Several times. It's never worked

 

[Slopps]

Tell your Manager your dog ate your homework.
That worked back in the days at least

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

It's so crazy it just might work!!

 

[BaileyXcX]

@BaileyXcX & @BunnyBeeHope
Looks like you are needed for another brainstorming session. We need a good (=non lethal preferably ) method to get Maddie out of work asap.

Yasssssssss I got you



Wait. NON-lethal?

 

[Slopps]

Yasssssssss I got you



Wait. NON-lethal?

I know, it limits the options. NO STABBING

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Stab me bb

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

No don't

 

[Slopps]

Ok, another idea:
Tell your manager you have explosive diarrhea
(It worked in South Park i believe)

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

Slopps you genius!!

 

[BaileyXcX]

What about stabbing in a non life threatening area, away from major organs and arteries? Just enough to scare them really good

 

[LilyBitCheeky]

 

[Slopps]

What about stabbing in a non life threatening area, away from major organs and arteries? Just enough to scare them really good

NO. STABBING.

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

You can stab me in the vagina