Group Banter Race to a million
- Thread starter Deleted member 1394328
- Start date
It's very close to 500k and almost two years since this thread started. That's quite an achievement.
Strec yaself before you wreck yaself
Wait
That guy's trying to put his own dick in his butt
That guy's trying to put his own dick in his butt
The penny has dropped
Hold on, I’m writing this all down. I’m gonna be a HIT
Step one: get penis
Step two: strec it
Step W: tell everyone about it
Step two: strec it
Step W: tell everyone about it
Yes. That's the post
I begrudgingly admire the determination.
I didn't pay much attention to context, I just thought it was a wild coincidence we were both doing the same thing.
Have I been penising incorrectly by not trying to fuck my own ass?
He should just buy a dildo.
Keep trying.
It’s only 11inches tho
A spikey one?
Damn I stepped on my dick whys it got to be so long 
Look, the science just isn’t there. As soon as enough blood gets in that thing, the elasticity needed to properly penetrate and maintain at that angle just won’t be there. I just don’t see it working.
Stop getting your dick all tangled up with mineDamn I stepped on my dick whys it got to be so long
I once fucked a girl with one leg
I should of used my cock
I should of used my cock
And here go my boobs, destroying another ski jacket *sigh*
