Group Banter Race to a million

[LittleRedPenguin]

I had eggs for breakfast

Scrambled?

 

[Deleted member 1575735]

Fertilized

 

[Deleted member 1413561]

Scrambled?

Boiled with a little bit of salt

 

[Deleted member 1413561]

Fertilized

Fuck no

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Boiled with a little bit of salt

Num

 

[Deleted member 1575735]

Fuck no

Yes, well, Turquoise Jeep was asking, not meeeeee

 

[Deleted member 1413561]

Does he know Mid Sized Sedan?

 

[Deleted member 1575735]

Does he know Mid Sized Sedan?

Probably, tbh

 

[Deleted member 1575735]

Man. I need some non-sexual physical intimacy

 

[Amberrlicious]

Man. I need some non-sexual physical intimacy

I’d like both kinds

 

[Deleted member 1413561]

Sadie is a bus ride away do itttt

 

[Deleted member 1575735]

I mean, yes.

But I really just need a hug and someones weight on me and nice touches.

Ugh. I’m having a *day*

 

[Deleted member 1413561]

Well do work first

 

[Deleted member 1575735]

Well do work first

Okay

 

[LilyBitCheeky]

Work, work, work, work, work

 

[BaileyXcX]

No no no no no

 

[BaileyXcX]

Work is a butt and not a fun one

 

[BaileyXcX]

Also a wreck on the interstate made me late

Which is coincidentally the title of my new memoir

 

[Amberrlicious]

Also a wreck on the interstate made me late

Which is coincidentally the title of my new memoir

Title of your sex tape

 

[BaileyXcX]

And my tire pressure light came on but my tires are under warranty so at least I don’t have to pay for a new tire