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You are the CEO of a small dog biscuit factory. You hire me to cook the books, as you're losing money and Pedigree chum are looking to buy you off at a cheap price. We are raided by the police. I take a small part time custodial worker hostage. He is working while going to college, and trying to support his 10 year old son who is undergoing treatment for a medical condition. I didnt fill out my application form correctly.

While in the hostage situation my hostage has an allergic reaction to one of the dog Bisctuits. I'm not a monster so I administer first aid. I've never had first aid training. Your business is now in serious danger of being sued.

What would you do to me 😏
 
Talkie-Toaster said:
You are the CEO of a small dog biscuit factory. You hire me to cook the books, as you're losing money and Pedigree chum are looking to buy you off at a cheap price. We are raided by the police. I take a small part time custodial worker hostage. He is working while going to college, and trying to support his 10 year old son who is undergoing treatment for a medical condition. I didnt fill out my application form correctly.

While in the hostage situation my hostage has an allergic reaction to one of the dog Bisctuits. I'm not a monster so I administer first aid. I've never had first aid training. Your business is now in serious danger of being sued.

What would you do to me 😏
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Shoot
 
Talkie-Toaster said:
You are the CEO of a small dog biscuit factory. You hire me to cook the books, as you're losing money and Pedigree chum are looking to buy you off at a cheap price. We are raided by the police. I take a small part time custodial worker hostage. He is working while going to college, and trying to support his 10 year old son who is undergoing treatment for a medical condition. I didnt fill out my application form correctly.

While in the hostage situation my hostage has an allergic reaction to one of the dog Bisctuits. I'm not a monster so I administer first aid. I've never had first aid training. Your business is now in serious danger of being sued.

What would you do to me 😏
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Talkie-Toaster said:
You are the CEO of a small dog biscuit factory. You hire me to cook the books, as you're losing money and Pedigree chum are looking to buy you off at a cheap price. We are raided by the police. I take a small part time custodial worker hostage. He is working while going to college, and trying to support his 10 year old son who is undergoing treatment for a medical condition. I didnt fill out my application form correctly.

While in the hostage situation my hostage has an allergic reaction to one of the dog Bisctuits. I'm not a monster so I administer first aid. I've never had first aid training. Your business is now in serious danger of being sued.

What would you do to me 😏
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are the biscuits small or are they only for small dogs?
 
Talkie-Toaster said:
You are the CEO of a small dog biscuit factory. You hire me to cook the books, as you're losing money and Pedigree chum are looking to buy you off at a cheap price. We are raided by the police. I take a small part time custodial worker hostage. He is working while going to college, and trying to support his 10 year old son who is undergoing treatment for a medical condition. I didnt fill out my application form correctly.

While in the hostage situation my hostage has an allergic reaction to one of the dog Bisctuits. I'm not a monster so I administer first aid. I've never had first aid training. Your business is now in serious danger of being sued.

What would you do to me 😏
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