Group Banter Race to a million

[BaileyXcX]

I mean hello Melatonin

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I will slap the shit out of you young lady

What else are you gonna do?????

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I mean hello Melatonin

Too late I already called you benzo

 

[youngbustyredhead]

The sleepies, the hungries, and the hornies

#triplethreat

 

[BaileyXcX]

Sorry. I’m a tad aggressive today. Someone sold me some tainted urine

 

[BaileyXcX]

I should contextualize that

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Sorry. I’m a tad aggressive today. Someone sold me some tainted urine

Bear Grylls?

 

[Amberrlicious]

Not freedom amirite America????????

Eye roll

 

[youngbustyredhead]

Ohh this is a reference to the irate guy at your job who was getting paid to watch porn at home

 

[BaileyXcX]

I found out what happened

 

[LilyBitCheeky]

I found a list. I already knew air conditioning.

Need confirmation on garbage disposals. Are they not common in the UK?

 

[Amberrlicious]

My only contribution today seems to be eyerolls

 

[youngbustyredhead]

I found out what happened

 

[BaileyXcX]

Imagine you fail a drug test bc the urine you got from someone came back as adulterated which means it had evidence it had been tampered with. You get suspended but no one in HR or payroll knows about it so you keep getting paid

 

[Maddiemoiselle]

I should contextualize that

No.

 

[BaileyXcX]

So he calls in and wants to know when he’s going to be reinstated. Not sure why bc he’s getting paid but I guess he wants to come back to work? Only no one outside his department knew he wasn’t working

 

[BaileyXcX]

Anyway

Heads are gonna roll

 

[LilyBitCheeky]

Imagine you fail a drug test bc the urine you got from someone came back as adulterated which means it had evidence it had been tampered with. You get suspended but no one in HR or payroll knows about it so you keep getting paid

Thats almost what happens in Office Space

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

What a piss head

 

[BaileyXcX]

It is!