Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[TallulahBlue]

This cracked me up!!!
Instead of leaving the room though I prefer fighting for the remote and knocking the person out cold which allows me to peacefully watch TV with the volume set on even number.

Unfortunately, about the only thing big on me is my mouth, lol. I wouldn't win too many fights!

 

[Deleted member 313318]

Unfortunately, about the only thing big on me is my mouth, lol. I wouldn't win too many fights!

Hey, I never said I always win. In any case, either one us will be watching the TV peacefully while the other takes an unexpected nap :3

 

[Caliwifey]

Hey, I never said I always win. In any case, either one us will be watching the TV peacefully while the other takes an unexpected nap :3

Hahaha! I like the way you think!

 

[Stanthropical]

I buy all my shoes 3 sizes too big, so that way if I ever run into a clown gang out on the streets they will just assume that I'm part of the crew and they won't fuck with me.

#StreetSmarts

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[WhatTheActualFuck]

I have one thumb shorter than the other. Js.

 

[TallulahBlue]

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OMG you just added to your awesomeness!! I LOVE it!!

 

[Deleted member 313318]

I prefer binge watching TV series and sitcoms. I don't have the patience to wait for another episode as it airs but somehow have the patience of a saint when I have to sit and watch the entire season in one go.

 

[XshashaX]

My favorite thing to do is read a book in bed on a rainy day.

 

[TallulahBlue]

I prefer binge watching TV series and sitcoms. I don't have the patience to wait for another episode as it airs but somehow have the patience of a saint when I have to sit and watch the entire season in one go.

Same! I either binge watch on NetFlix (Orange is the New Black, etc), or let my guilty pleasure show (Survivor) pile up on the DVR so I can watch a bunch at once...

 

[Deleted member 313318]

My favorite thing to do is read a book in bed on a rainy day.

This reminds me, I can't fucking sleep if I don't read. I have to read, even if it's just one page, be it a novel or something related to work but I just have.

Earlier I used to be proud of this habit but I realised that books just put me to sleep.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Triscuits are my favorite snack whenever I feel like eating something with the taste and texture of tiny wicker baskets.

 

[DesPurpleLightning]

I'l funnier online then irl xD

Edit: Nvm i'm always funny !

 

[TallulahBlue]

I hate it when I stand up and try to start a slow clap, and then everybody stares at me cause turns out they weren't done with the eulogy yet...

 

[Caliwifey]

I don’t watch much tv, I usually have it on for background noise

 

[xLONELYx]

Haha! I can’t believe you haven’t seen me eat m&m’s yet! Dork!

I suppose I wasn't counting if they were even or colour coordination lol

 

[Caliwifey]

I suppose I wasn't counting if they were even or colour coordination lol

And you thought you knew me! Pfft! Hahaha

 

[Deleted member 313318]

I'l funnier online then irl xD

Edit: Nvm i'm always funny !

LOL

Nah but I'm more funny in real life because I can emote which is not possible out here and it just makes people think I'm a crazy ranter.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

I don’t watch much tv, I usually have it on for background noise

I do this when no one is around, which seldom happens, and pretend that I'm actually a part of whatever is on at that time. Like even if it's National Geographic, I pretend I'm the camera person :3

 

[Caliwifey]

LOL

Nah but I'm more funny in real life because I can emote which is not possible out here and it just makes people think I'm a crazy ranter.

lol this song totally came to mind!

 

[Deleted member 313318]

lol this song totally came to mind!

hahahaha I'm so much cooler online!!