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I have something called Functional Dyspepsia.

Explanation: "Functional Dyspepsia: If you have indigestion symptoms but no cause can be found during endoscopy, doctors call this 'functional dyspepsia'. Doctors use the term 'functional' because there is a problem with the functioning of the digestive system that's causing the symptoms, rather than a problem that can be seen and diagnosed, for example, an ulcer.

So unfortunately I have no idea what is causing this and have no way to fix it so it's truly a struggle for me daily.
 
I had to have an operation at the corner of my eye a year ago and since then I suffer from bouts of nerve pain. It’s a fucking bitch when it flares up.
 
I had to have an operation at the corner of my eye a year ago and since then I suffer from bouts of nerve pain. It’s a fucking bitch when it flares up.
Can't really "like" your post about being in pain, but can empathize - I hope you have treatments that work

Thread: I find it much easier (and more interesting) to talk with and about others, than to talk about myself (being a boring old git - lol)
 
I have astigmatism pretty bad. Even though my contacts help a lot, I have sleeping problems which makes my eyesight quite blurry when I haven't slept enough. My eyes have to work so much harder to focus and it's usually first thing in the morning and at bedtime
 
I can juggle, well ok, I can catch the balls like 3 times before things start going bad.

I can hula hoop, erm, I guess it's more like I'm a wiggling fish on a hook out of water.....but on my arms I can!

I spent 40 dollars on craft shit to dress up my dick. I hope it turns out as horrible as I expect....
 
I have an exceptionally bad memory. I remember maybe 70% of what I read and 25% of what I hear. Unless it’s a number. I can remember numbers.
It's true folx, I can confirm all of this. Time is not a factor. She can listen and forget almost right away. It's okay though, because you do try to remember, unless you're in a "I don't care enough to try and remember" which is like...30% of the time. :p

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I only close food bags one way. Whether it's chips, cereal, rice, beans, w/e...

Wherever the food item starts I press the empty part of the bag against my chest. Then I fold in the two corners, then the middle so it's uniform with the corners, then I fold down and crease, fold, then crease, fold then crease until I reach the food item in the bag, then I use a binder clip to keep it closed...
 
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