Banter Random Facts About Yourself

I once threw a pair of ice skates at a kid who pushed me in the snow bank at my elementary school. I got suspended for a whole week. Pffft, pussy.
 
In 5th grade, with the assistance of my best friend and a couple of other guys, I wrote a humorous poem mocking and satirizing my 5th grade teacher. We saw her as an evil, mean-spirited hag. You remember the Harry Potter scene where Alan Rickman as Snape forcibly pushes Harry and Ron's heads down? She seriously used to do that. Unfortunately, we must have shown the poem to the wrong person because someone turned us in. And as punishment, we weren't allowed to go on the 5th grade field trip and instead, had to spend the entire day in the empty classroom writing individual apology letters to the teacher. That was the one and only time I ever got in trouble in school. I was, otherwise, an insufferable goody-two-shoes.
 
I am left handed for writing

But use my right hand for everything else, my right arm is stronger, I am right handed for tennis, cricket, golf, badminton etc

Also right footed for football and rugby
 
Now, in my 40s, I have a tendency to overeat, I don't know if I still think I'm 20, or if my body is just used to eating less, but I was "trained" to eat everything on my plate/everything served to me. Now I end up eating everything and feeling miserable for a couple of hours afterward...I guess 40+ is the cut off for ridiculous eating habits. Time to change.
 
Back
Top