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I’ve developed insomnia and I’m not proud. I have two questions that continue to plague me.

1. Who will look after the water treatment facilities?

2. Who will look after the nuclear facilities?

I’m no expert, but not any dummy can do those jobs.
 
I usually answer logically to all inquiries...

1,2...They have a special kind of dummy for those jobs.
 
AlexWS said:
Fuck doors! Shall I tell you about the time someone opened the door too fast when I was in bare feet and it curled up the nail on my big toe and I screamed like a girl two years ago?:)
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Bloody hell. You've got a hex on you. Or in your past life, you did something to piss off doors. I don't even know what that means! Lol

Wait, so lemme get this straight. You vomit on your dates and have door issues. Anything else we need to know?
 
Thalassa said:
Bloody hell. You've got a hex on you. Or in your past life, you did something to piss off doors. I don't even know what that means! Lol

Wait, so lemme get this straight. You vomit on your dates and have door issues. Anything else we need to know?
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Correction, I vomited BEFORE I asked her out lol. About doors, I don't know what the fuck their problem is. Also, I busted my right thumb playing goalie in soccer when I was 13. It bent backwards and I also passed out seeing it. LOL
 
Never gotten my head around liver as food or kidney. You can buy steak and kidney pies here in the chip shops and I think they're quite popular.
 
I once rented an apartment in marbella for a year furnished it, stayed there for on and of for 4 months and never went back.
 
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