Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[AlexWS]

I don't eat salad.

 

[Oldgymrat]

I can make haggis....

 

[nessabbyxo]

I've been singing since I was in the 3rd/4th grade lol

I've never had a hangover.

I suffered with bad insomnia before.

 

[LillyK]

My bed is a dangerous weapon that gives me these ridiculous bruises when I'm not vigilant walking around the corners. I haven't had one in several months and thought maybe I'd mastered it

 

[nessabbyxo]

My bed is a dangerous weapon that gives me these ridiculous bruises when I'm not vigilant walking around the corners. I haven't had one in several months and thought maybe I'd mastered it
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Ouch! I'm always finding random brusies on me that I have no idea how I got them.

 

[LillyK]

Ouch! I'm always finding random brusies on me that I have no idea how I got them.

Oh there's no mistaking these. They fucking hurt lmao. Instant blue bump from sharp corners

 

[AlexWS]

I always seem to ram my big toe on the corner of the bathroom door during the middle of the night, Maybe I'll turn the light on next time.

 

[MCMXCII]

When I make hamburgers for dinner, I'll sometimes eat them like a steak instead of putting them on buns and adding the usual hamburger stuff.

 

[MissLed]

My bed is a dangerous weapon that gives me these ridiculous bruises when I'm not vigilant walking around the corners. I haven't had one in several months and thought maybe I'd mastered it
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I know the feeling. I get bruises on my shins coz I have to hope skip and jump to to get up on my bed lol...Short People Matter

 

[Someguy1323]

I plan on putting googly eyes on my wingwang for my vasectomy.

 

[AlexWS]

I threw up in class when we had to watch a video on women giving birth.

 

[Englishflower]

I don't like broccoli

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I dropped a replacement part costing over £45k from a tower at 140 feet. Wrecked.

 

[Lascivious1]

I’ve become obsessive about my lawn.

 

[Bennettrose]

I dont like offal or any kind of organ meat

 

[MCMXCII]

It took me years to master cooking bacon in a cast iron skillet without burning it.

 

[AlexWS]

I like girls who have vaginas.

 

[Englishflower]

I like girls who have vaginas.

So that's all of them then

 

[AlexWS]

So that's all of them then

You would think lolololol

 

[Englishflower]

You would think lolololol

In that case l like men with cocks lolz