Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[Thalassa]

I always beat my meat while talking to girls in here, idk if that's weird

It's weird af. So you can't have a regular non-sexual conversation without your dick interrupting?

 

[Deleted member 811155]

It's weird af. So you can't have a regular non-sexual conversation without your dick interrupting?

Well, no one wanted it, I've always tried to be nice to girls, but they're like, dude what the fuck, I'm here to beat your meat for you

 

[LilaKay8]

I like to do interior design. I have an eye for it

 

[justafungi]

I hate my hair. It's naturally curly but I have to straighten it because if I don't then it looks like a snake pit after a weekend orgy fml lol

Your hair is gorgeous

 

[Thalassa]

Well, no one wanted it, I've always tried to be nice to girls, but they're like, dude what the fuck, I'm here to beat your meat for you

You must have a radar for meat-beating, meat-eating females. None of the women I know behave this way.

 

[Deleted member 811155]

You must have a radar for meat-beating, meat-eating females. None of the women I know behave this way.

Ugh, I didn't say that every woman behaves that way,

 

[AlexWS]

I like putting grapes in girls navels and eating it out of them a la 9 1/2 weeks lol

 

[MissLed]

I don't go near my neighbor . He freaks me out.

 

[Jinxy]

I’m Missleds neighbour. And I don’t mean to freak her out.

 

[justafungi]

I’m Missleds neighbour. And I don’t mean to freak her out.

Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

 

[Jinxy]

Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

It depends , do you hang your washing out naked like @MissLed does?

 

[MissLed]

lolol I only do that coz I know your looking lol ...Only if you join me lol

 

[Jinxy]

Ohh @MissLed remember that time you popped over for coffee but forgot to wear clothes.

 

[LilaKay8]

I am an animal advocate. I have literally saved lives. It's the reason I was put on this earth.
Adopt Don't shop.

 

[AlexWS]

I love kittens.

 

[Deleted member 811155]

I don't go near my neighbor . He freaks me out.

It looks like you're gonna celebrate your anniversary tomorrow in here

 

[SubSoph]

I bruise easily.

wink wink

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I wore Braces

 

[AlexWS]

I bruise easily.

wink wink

good to know wink wink lol

Thread: I ate 15 hot dogs in one sitting this one time

 

[UnsaintedCali]

I bruise easily.

wink wink

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