Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[Deleted member 178467]

Very devastating. But I do need to manage my BP. 210/121 on Monday. Not safe.

Damn are you still breathing, ive reduced my intake over past few weeks and felt great afterwards even after my all nighter and constant flow i was fine. Do as nikki tells you and let her look after you (milk it a bit longer)

 

[MannyMan]

I go into the chatrooms on FCN and randomly pick convos with guests.

 

[Jinxy]

Whenever I click the shutdown button on my laptop I sing the Bon Jovi song ... shot down in a blaze of glory.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I once punched the screen on my computer and it ended up on the floor. I went out and walked the dogs to clear my head. 10 mins later my wife called and told me the cat had knocked my screen of my desk and it broke. Poor Millie.

 

[TallulahBlue]

The fact "touche" and "douche" don't rhyme bothers the shit out of me.

 

[nikkiray]

Damn are you still breathing, ive reduced my intake over past few weeks and felt great afterwards even after my all nighter and constant flow i was fine. Do as nikki tells you and let her look after you (milk it a bit longer)

ty kris .. yes it was scary high. but he will get better. he has to.

 

[nikkiray]

The fact "touche" and "douche" don't rhyme bothers the shit out of me.

girl you sing and do comedy. I love it.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Often times my singing is the comedy, lol...

 

[nikkiray]

Often times my singing is the comedy, lol...

Not at all sweetie.

 

[InvincibleLight]

I listen to my music so loud it can be heard clearly 30 feet away when I have earbuds in.

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Pop Goes the Weasel" is my favorite song from childhood about exploding mammals.

 

[nikkiray]

Im the messiest when eating crab. Cant ever crack the shell with out pieces flying to other tables.

 

[TallulahBlue]

I keep my fitbit in the original, never-opened box just like I do my special edition Rapunzel Barbie, because why not.

 

[MannyMan]

Tall B. ( the stage name you didn’t know you wanted ) I cannot stop laughing my ass off after reading your posts! Thank U!!!

 

[TallulahBlue]

If a cop ever yells at me FREEZE, I'm gonna say "Now everybody clap yo hands," so he has to drop his gun and clap and then I can make my getaway.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.

 

[N1ghtW1sh]

I prefer binge watching TV series and sitcoms. I don't have the patience to wait for another episode as it airs but somehow have the patience of a saint when I have to sit and watch the entire season in one go.

Same

 

[MannyMan]

Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.

Seriously do you tell these jokes in between your sets? If not, I really think you should!!

 

[Male_uk]

My jaw dislocates when I open my mouth too wide

 

[JackieTreehorn]

When I get credit card applications in the mail, I send back the Business-Reply envelope back to the bank, stuffed with other junk mail.