Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[TallulahBlue]

Seriously do you tell these jokes in between your sets? If not, I really think you should!!

Nah, I'm all serious and brooding on stage, lol. I usually look like somebody told me that one of my close family members died, or I look like I really have to poop. One of those !!

 

[TallulahBlue]

I had every intention of doing the dishes tonight, but turns out they weren't in the mood.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too.

 

[Quinn99]

I’m a mechanic and I can drive just about anything with wheels.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I was sick on the lap of the us marine sitting opposite me in a back of a truck, he took it quite well I had too much to drink night before and the driver drove like shit

 

[nikkiray]

I have never been outside the West Coast. My first time will be on October when we visit Green Bay, Wisconsin.

 

[TallulahBlue]

I made a promise to myself this morning that I would NOT do 3 things today:

1). I wouldn't say mean things to anyone;
2). I wouldn't kill anyone;
3). I wouldn't use any Meat Loaf song lyrics in a sentence.

Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[MannyMan]

Nah, I'm all serious and brooding on stage, lol. I usually look like somebody told me that one of my close family members died, or I look like I really have to poop. One of those !!

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STOP!!!!! I can't stop laughing...... OMG!!!!!

 

[TallulahBlue]

E.T. is my favorite movie about a kid who can hide an alien in his bedroom without his mom knowing, and also my favorite movie about a few kids on bikes who can outsmart an entire police force.

 

[Silver_Smile]

I feel most attractive when I wear my shorts.

 

[LastOne]

Biggest Green Bay Packer Fan in San Francisco. Finally going to watch them play at Lambeau in October. Hopefully again in December during playoffs when its going to be cold AF.

 

[Imagine]

"They told him don't you ever come around here"
*rub, rub, rub*
"Don't want to see your face, you better disappear"
*rub, rub, rub*
"The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear"
*rub, rub, rub*
"So beat it, just beat it"
*rub, rub, ahhhhhhhh*

 

[LastOne]

I have never been outside the West Coast. My first time will be on October when we visit Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Hey we were thinking the same thing. Oh its you. You coming with me. LOL

 

[emptynestcpl]

My family was here before this was the USA.

 

[Melisandre]

I've been to all seven continents

 

[nikkiray]

Hey we were thinking the same thing. Oh its you. You coming with me. LOL

dope

 

[Liv96]

Until my recent move, I had never been anywhere outside of Louisiana and Texas