Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[Shadowfire]

I went swimming today and I'm still in my swimsuit and to lazy to change out of it.

What no shorts?

 

[Silver_Smile]

What no shorts?

Lol...nope...just bathing suit and a towel. Lol

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

I got some sweet new knuckle tats the other day so I could establish more street cred.

They say: (h) (o) (l) (y) (s) (h) (i) (t) (I) (h) (a) (v) (e) (t) (o) (o) (m) (a) (n) (y) (f) (i) (n) (g) (e) (r) (s)

who doesn't enjoy someone with 26 fingers?

 

[TallulahBlue]

I've been trying to build up my street cred, but West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. None of the others at the last gang fight could even dance and people on BOTH sides shot at me.

 

[JackieTreehorn]

I still drive the first new vehicle I ever bought over 20 years ago.

 

[emptynestcpl]

I have only bought one new vehicle, last year, and I doubt it will last 20 years but if it does I will still be driving it.

 

[LilithX]

I still drive the first new vehicle I ever bought over 20 years ago.

I have only bought one new vehicle, last year, and I doubt it will last 20 years but if it does I will still be driving it.

Um....I’m the opposite of you guys

 

[LastOne]

I have only bought one new vehicle, last year, and I doubt it will last 20 years but if it does I will still be driving it.

I have one car, rebuilt and stays, in the garage more that it gets out. My Eleanor!!!

Thank god for Uber, Lyft, ZipCar, Public Transportation, and Nikki.

 

[TallulahBlue]

I am thinking about starting a dating site for leopards and calling it "Connect the Dots."

 

[Melisandre]

I only drink black coffee

 

[WomanOnTop]

I don’t really have a filter for my mouth and sometimes even I am surprised by what I say.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Sometimes when I play frisbee, instead of using a frisbee I use a pizza. Then if I get hungry as I'm playing, I can just eat the frisbee.

 

[TallulahBlue]

My parties got like a hundred times better when I realized if I didn’t invite anybody I could eat all the snacks.

 

[Kally104]

Sometimes I’m too lazy to cook so I’ll just lay on the couch or bed and go hungry til the next day. Saves on groceries and cleaning up lol

 

[Kheldar_TO]

I have burnt a whole loaf of bread by successively trying to toast two pieces under the grill, and for various reasons either forgetting or being interrupted.

Smoke alarm got a serious workout, but hey, at least I knew the batteries were good.

 

[Lurking]

I can get my legs behind my head.

 

[TallulahBlue]

Raccoons are my favorite animals that are part cat, part rodent, part tiny bear, and part Hamburglar.

 

[bladez234]

I feel like I’m Jekyll and Hyde

And I collect watches lol

 

[Epidemic]

I can lick my elbow.
I know it sounds fake,but I actually can.