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I can do the splits...but have recently rediscovered, only the scissors way!

So there's this swinging automatic "enter here" gate at Walmart and for some reason it didn't swing open despite me backing up and walking towards it...twice. Impatient me decided to just splay my long legs over it and voila...hurriedly get through the dreaded shopping.

Big mistake!!

Now, here's me, in my short skirt, thank fuck I was wearing underwear for once *this will be important later* with one leg over the gate when the damn thing decides to start swing opening. Fuck! Now the other leg is tippy toeing along as I try to balance myself teetering over the metal bar and now theres a few people waiting to get in. Great...an audience! *insert face palm here*

The old guy greeting everyone at the door rushes over to see if I need a hand, my legs are splaying further apart and my skirt flips up. This is about when I hear a *pop* and feel a gushing running down my leg....it was my water bottle being squashed.

Old guy gives a hand and a chuckle helping me off along with a "first time I've seen that happen" Me, straightening my skirt "thank goodness that pop was my water bottle....for a second there I thought I dislocated my vag"

I swear I could hear him laughing the entire time I was shopping!

Yes Im clumsy, impatient and do dumb shit without thinking and now you know why I'm always covered in bruises and can laugh at myself lol

Makes a mental note to buy more underwear....omg I'm one of *those* people at Walmart o_O:eek::p:D


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HellinHeels said:
I can do the splits...but have recently rediscovered, only the scissors way!

So there's this swinging automatic "enter here" gate at Walmart and for some reason it didn't swing open despite me backing up and walking towards it...twice. Impatient me decided to just splay my long legs over it and voila...hurriedly get through the dreaded shopping.

Big mistake!!

Now, here's me, in my short skirt, thank fuck I was wearing underwear for once *this will be important later* with one leg over the gate when the damn thing decides to start swing opening. Fuck! Now the other leg is tippy toeing along as I try to balance myself teetering over the metal bar and now theres a few people waiting to get in. Great...an audience! *insert face palm here*

The old guy greeting everyone at the door rushes over to see if I need a hand, my legs are splaying further apart and my skirt flips up. This is about when I hear a *pop* and feel a gushing running down my leg....it was my water bottle being squashed.

Old guy gives a hand and a chuckle helping me off along with a "first time I've seen that happen" Me, straightening my skirt "thank goodness that pop was my water bottle....for a second there I thought I dislocated my vag"

I swear I could hear him laughing the entire time I was shopping!

Yes Im clumsy, impatient and do dumb shit without thinking and now you know why I'm always covered in bruises and can laugh at myself lol

Makes a mental note to buy more underwear....omg I'm one of *those* people at Walmart o_O:eek::p:D


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Lmaooo

I have a cure for a dislocated vag btw
:p:rolleyes::eek::D
 
When I was younger (15/16-ish), my grandma once yelled at me to "Wash the damn ghost makeup off my face." I tried explaining that I don't even wear makeup, I just have pale skin...she was having none of it and made me wash my face before school.
...well, I was just as pale as before, even after washing my face. I stood by her sink and just looked silently at her. She was even more pissed because she was wrong. :D
It was a very silent car ride to school that day and the whole time I tried to hold back laughter.
 
CrazyStonerBitch said:
The one I used to go to is still open too! Lol it was our weekend hangout, parents drop us off and pick us up when it closed.
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Yes, Sunshine Skateway, dropped me and my cousin off and picked us up later. Fun memories ☆ still open? I hope you go skate again
 
I have an OCD thing with checking things are locked. When I leave the house I know I have locked the door but I still have to go back and check it's locked by the time I've gotten to the end of the path. I do this every time without fail even if I make a point to myself of locking it the first time I still go back. I do the same thing with my car door locks..
 
PrincessPraise said:
I'm a bit of an OCD clean freak o_O
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Not just clean, but ordered. There is a place for everything and every thing gets put in its place.
The pantry is a prime example. Every item has its exact place to the point, I could select anything I wanted with my eyes closed because I know exactly where it is. Every cupboard, every drawer, every shelf and everything in my apartment has its precise spot and woe betide anyone who messes it up. There'll be hell to pay.

Ls x
 
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