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I get really, really irritated when getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.
 
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When I ran my first marathon i didnt finish because I sweated so much I couldn't see clearly as my eyes where stinging so much, I stopped 50 meters from finish line because I saw a frame work but not the sign, said finish 50 meters my legs turned to jelly and could get moving.
 
When I ran my first marathon i didnt finish because I sweated so much I couldn't see clearly as my eyes where stinging so much, I stopped 50 meters from finish line because I saw a frame work but not the sign, said finish 50 meters my legs turned to jelly and could get moving.
I ran a marathon in Australia after a night of drinking. About an hour in, I had to well, you know...GO (#2) and I was on a river stretch with no portapotty. I had to poop in a bush and continue on! :eek: Sorry mates, I'm forever in the dirt of Australia :confused:
 

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