Banter Random Facts About Yourself

I remember when I was a teenager I had a friend who had a pet tarantula, a pretty big one at that, she pulled it out of its cage and put it in my hand, I just stared at it wide eyed in fear.
She thought it was hilarious. >.>
Fun fact- that day was the day I realized that I hated spiders...
Surprised you didn’t scream
Drop it and try to stamp on it
 
Dude, let's get real, we both are bad at flirting and that's why you're not just my friend but best friend. Duh!

Bad? Me? Girl I have so many moves, I just can't find a way to use them and not confuse the other person
 
I genuinely can't tell when someone is hitting on me or just being friendly, irl. I need literal blinking signs to tell me the difference.
Thus I've missed out on many opportunities...
I also can't flirt, I'm about as smooth as sandpaper when I try. It's almost amusing to watch.
 
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