Banter Random Facts About Yourself

[Papitoeveryyyyone]

Hope there was not a tank of gin involved in that incident Harley?

Thread: I crashed my car last Tuesday into an idiot doing a u turn right in front of me! Just pulled right out on my without looking! Moron!

That sucks! lmao. I've only had one accident in which i was intoxicated, felt like there was a bike in front of me when there was nothing at all, pulled the handbrake to save that imaginary bike and ended up in a sign board in reverse.

 

[Shy_girl74]

My first time ever to get a pedicure was in 2014 or 15 during my separation or after my second divorce. No man has spoiled me with things . I’m learning to treat myself when I can

 

[rayray38]

I operate quite regularly on sleep deprivation, so I drink caffeine throughout the day. I also ate lunch today in 6 minutes between pulling out of McDonald's and parking on campus. Oh look it's time to go again

What

 

[Thalassa]

I'm finicky about my spelling and punctuation. I will edit my posts if I see typos and missing punctuation.

Finding precise (or as close to precise as I can, in that moment) words to express what I have to say, be it written or verbal communication, is important to me.

 

[Shitsngigglez]

I like licorice...black and red.

 

[LillyK]

I will probably get myself in trouble one of these days. I get a thrill from being naughty in somewhat public places where there's people nearby. The orgasms are so much better

 

[Thalassa]

I will probably get myself in trouble one of these days. I get a thrill from being naughty in somewhat public places where there's people nearby. The orgasms are so much better

We'll need some more detailed descriptions, pics, voice clips. Yea?

 

[LillyK]

We'll need some more detailed descriptions, pics, voice clips. Yea?

Those comes with the elite package, which is only granted after passing a very stiff round of examinations

 

[Someguy1323]

How do we get these examinations? Can I sign up? Cause it sounds like it could be a good time

 

[lucky_luke]

Is there any verification needed to sign up? I'd be interested in that project.

 

[LillyK]

How do we get these examinations? Can I sign up? Cause it sounds like it could be a good time

Send me a message and I'll have my office contact you with instructions. It's important to note, you must have a full body wax and be comfortable with your balls being handled multiple times. My examiners like to be thorough

 

[Thalassa]

Those comes with the elite package, which is only granted after passing a very stiff round of examinations

In dismay that you used the word 'stiff'. Does that disqualify those of us with more soft skills than hard skills?

 

[Someguy1323]

Fuck this God damn waxing.....my appointment isn't until March God damn it....always screwed cause of time

 

[lucky_luke]

@Someguy1323 if you need any help to do the waxing sooner I volunteer. Just promise not to scream as a girl when I'll be using the tape and the wax on you.
After that we can both join the examinations.

 

[LillyK]

In dismay that you used the word 'stiff'. Does that disqualify those of us with more soft skills than hard skills?

Depending on gender, there are varying qualifications. I also should mention if you have a bush, you will not make it past the first round. My examiners have previously had particles stuck in their eye from flying debris. It's just too risky, sad to say.

 

[LillyK]

Fuck this God damn waxing.....my appointment isn't until March God damn it....always screwed cause of time

There's a cheap store front in town that does it for a fraction of a price if you're willing to give the guys blow jobs. They work in teams of 5 for speedyness & efficiency.

 

[UnholyAngel]

I’m interested in a back, crack & sack wax, does your service offer this @LillyK99 Lol

 

[adam135]

I love to cook dessert, despite almost never eating much myself. Typically throw it in a plastic container and give it to others. Last weekend I experimented with a mango meringue pie

 

[LillyK]

I’m interested in a back, crack & sack wax, does your service offer this @LillyK99 Lol

Lmao nope but do come by afterwards so I can enjoy the view! Might wasnt to wait a few days after the redness dissipates

 

[UnholyAngel]

Lmao nope but do come by afterwards so I can enjoy the view! Might wasnt to wait a few days after the redness dissipates

I’m curious which of the three I mentioned do you want to see the most. So I can work on them not being so red