Random Quotes

[TallulahBlue]

"So I go northeast? No, just east? Northeast? Then back east again, what the fuck dude?"

-Me, drunk and getting directions from the inflatable stick figure guy in front of a car dealership

 

[nikkiray]

"good morning baby, oh forgot, can't have coffee, bad morning, bad bad morning." @LastOne when he woke today. lmao

 

[LastOne]

"good morning baby, oh forgot, can't have coffee, bad morning, bad bad morning." @LastOne when he woke today. lmao

Not funny at all.

 

[Male_uk]

Not funny at all.

Agreed.

No coffee sucks and is not a laughing matter.

 

[LastOne]

Agreed.

No coffee sucks and is not a laughing matter.

Damn straight brother.

 

[Vey]

“Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you.” - Paulo Coelho, Aleph

 

[Hgirl1]

"It can't rain all the time"

- The crow

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."


-- Ayn Rand

 

[TallulahBlue]

"I would have to say that Pink has done surprisingly well as a solo artist ever since she and Floyd parted ways. And by the way, are you gonna eat those cheese cubes?"

-me, awkwardly trying to make conversation at a party

 

[Kelsey12]

"Beep, beep - MOVE, ASSHOLE!!"

~ my daughter playing out back when I picked her up from the sitter last week. I have no idea where she gets her fuckin' potty mouth.

 

[TallulahBlue]

"You're beautiful and I love you so much!!"

-me, yelling from the edge of the Grand Canyon so I can hear my echo say the same thing to me

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"Yeah, um, I just want to be friends."

-my echo

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

" Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people"

- Unkown

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"If you want something you have never had, then you will have to do something you have never done"


- Unknown

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"If you want to fly you have to give up the shit that weighs you down"


-unknown

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Then the kids can rip the head back and a tiny rectangle candy will appear in the resulting gaping hole in the neck."

-the guy who invented the Pez dispenser

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

“When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.”


-Wayne Dyer