Random Quotes

[TallulahBlue]

"Very colorful and chews easily, highly recommended."

"Tastes like a dog turd. It might have been a dog turd, not sure. Would try again."

"Sticky and covered in hair. Tastes great. 4 out of 4 stars."


-Baby reviews of things found on the floor.

 

[london60]

From one of the Porkys films (Porkys I I?):

"Telephone call for Michael Hunt. Michael Hunt! Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Where do I start? I guess to begin with, I'm in my 20s and I don't have kids - but that hasn't stopped me from watching Frozen like 5 times this week."

-me, answering the question "How are you still single?"

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"Behind every brea man is a woman rolling her eyes"

~ Jim Carey

 

[CosmicGypsy92]

The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in The Scent of a Woman.



https://www.quotes.net/mquote/82929

 

[SnoopSlimes]

"I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants* -Patrick Star

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

~ Lily Tomlin

 

[TallulahBlue]

"So where the fuck are the donuts?"

-me, 2 minutes into any staff meeting which doesn't contain donuts

 

[Flirtinghubby]

"Ever since I was little I always wanted to be a Goodfeather" - Animaniacs

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Fuck Waldo. Let that smug little motherfucker try to find me for once."

-me when I was 6 probably, already sick and tired of that book series.

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"Grab her ass in front of men who want her, and grab her ass in front of women who want you"

~unknown (but i wish i thought of that one)

 

[freetittyinspections]

Don't look at me in that tone...

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"My tone is a direct reflection of your attitude"

~ unknown

 

[HandsomeDevil]

I'll be back...

Terminator 1

 

[WomanOnTop]

"My tone is a direct reflection of your attitude"

~ unknown

Love this!

 

[london60]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Michael Caine in the original (and best!) Italian Job film.

 

[Dogowar]

1. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

~ Unknown

 

[D_go]

"I'm not a businessman I'm a business man" - Jay-Z

 

[D_go]

"I kill you" - Achmed