Random Quotes

[Hawkeye100]

Only a ginger can call another ginger a ginger ..'Tim minchen'

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Have you tried smothering it in Cool-Whip?"

-me, as a marriage counselor

 

[london60]

"In all the years I've known you there's been no emotional or intellectual growth whatsoever."

"Well, it's better than being a wanker innit?"

- From "Still Crazy"

 

[HandsomeDevil]

If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

 

[london60]

"There ain't half been some clever bastards" - Ian Dury

 

[D_go]

If good girls get down on the floor, Tell me, how low will a bad girl go?
- mims

 

[TallulahBlue]

"Please everyone, we can't stress enough how extremely dangerous it is to be anywhere near a hurricane of this magnitude."

-Reporters for the Weather Channel, as they stand in the middle of a hurricane to tell us that.

 

[Serena_A]

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves
~Viktor Frankl

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"when your up to your nose in shit keep your mouth shut"

 

[WomanOnTop]

 

[Frostback]

There is no gravity, the world sucks

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"It is always a mistake to push a man to violence when violence is what that man has perfected his entire life"

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

when in battle only hits count, you cannot miss fast enough to catch up

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"Private, let me fuckin splain sumpin to you. You would rather jack off a jaguar in a telephone booth with a piece of sandpaper than fuck with me do you understand?"

~Swagger's Drill Sergeant in boot camp

 

[D_go]

"Anything is a toy if you play with it"
- Andy Dwyer

 

[imursecretbaby]

"I kill you" - Achmed

I love Achmed lol.

 

[imursecretbaby]

Ok so I was and still am obsessed with fight club if for nothing else the brilliant writing.

 

[imursecretbaby]