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[HandsomeDevil]

I'm not a religious man...but save me superman!
-Homer Simpson

 

[Hawkeye100]

A ship shipping ship, shipping shipping ships !!!

An actual sentence that makes perfect sense lol

 

[Flirtinghubby]

"No, the one armed man is dead now. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on" - George Bluth Sr.

 

[TallulahBlue]

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

-Me as a gynecologist, trying to be funny

 

[InvincibleLight]

 

[TallulahBlue]

"How in the fuck do you even find anything in here? You know what, never fucking mind. Just take it back."

-a mugger going through my purse

 

[SweetLesGirl]

 

[TallulahBlue]

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

-A.A. Milne
Winnie the Pooh

 

[SweetLesGirl]

 

[nessabbyxo]

 

[SweetLesGirl]

 

[WomanOnTop]

Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence. - Vince Lombardi

 

[InvincibleLight]

 

[TallulahBlue]

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

-me, after spilling super glue all over my autobiography and then accidentally sitting on top of it.

 

[Word-Lover]

"I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up."

Michael Scott

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Never Regret a single day in your life, the good days give you happiness, and the bad days give you experience

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other."

~ Marquis de Sade

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill."

~Henry Louis Mencken

 

[SweetLesGirl]