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[TallulahBlue]

"For a really awkward time, call me."

-me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

 

[JackieTreehorn]

You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back... married.
I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I fucked five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended...
but I was "okay."

--Denis Leary cop character in The Thomas Crown Affair

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

 

[JackieTreehorn]

"Gekko! Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D!"

--Sir Larry Wilder

 

[LilithX]

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

"If you would not be forgotten
As soon as you are dead and rotten
Either write things worth reading
Or do things worth the writing"

~Benjamin Franklin

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong.
No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”

~Terry Pratchett

 

[CaliMetalPainter]

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

-Dwight K. Schrute

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

“You are not your job, you’re not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis.”

~Chuck Palahniuk / Fight Club

 

[LastOne]

"I've got the guts to die. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?"

Jordan Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street

 

[adam135]

"Right you want to do it your way, so first I'll do it my way and then...that's it" -Jeremy Clarkson

 

[LillyK]

I love her Notice the difference between wishes & refuses

 

[KoraLily]

"All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs"

~The Big Bang Theory

 

[EmmaJay]

"If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way" --Martin Luther King Jr.