I really need to know how do you go for a piss?
Do you need to arose yourself before you can have a tinkle?
Surely it doesn't come out in a nice jet stream, is there piss all over your bathroom floor? Or do you just jump in the shower and let rip?
When you sit down it must just dribble all over your legs or do you slide a straw in there and use it as an artificial cock?