Rate my tits xo

The scale only goes up to 10 so you dont qualify for it. Any rating scale that consists of ugly chicks even at the bottom is not worthy enough of a system to include you. We need to make a new one that is 11-20 for the hott chicks that would give you a 20. Of course I could be a fat ugly virgin and that would make my word mean shit but, not to brag about it but here is why I qualify being able to judge such perfection with 100 percent accuracy. I used to live in a run down shitty 2 bedroom trailer and I didn't even have a job, or a fucking car... Now the restaurant hooters have some top notch girls and what the girls do is divide the place into sections so if you set at section A then the only girl your going to be making any interactions with is whoever is assigned to section A. But there is one girl who everybody sees first when they walk in and thats the hostess. The hostess is always the hottest one because she sets the mens climax to max as soon as they walk in by smiling and making eye contact while acting so happy to see them, which just hardens their cock to the max because they could never get a hit chick to even look at them so thats why they go there. Back in May 2011 I knocked up a 18 year old hooters hostess just by using my mouthpiece and certain phone/computer skill sets to just WOW her, which is something girls like that are not use to, they call the shots and wear the pants nowdays I like to say I've turned down hotter pussy than most men have ever had. So if anybody knows perfection its me. Those 90 percent girls of my past that I would never fuck could not understand why I wouldn't touch them either. I'm 35 and growing up i would always hear rumors from people everybody sooner or later thought I was gay damn you'd have to be to turn down wo.en like that, but for me It was June 2000 I walk in the bathroom on my buddy Lloyd pissing. now he is white but the entire head of his dick was black. One big black scab. He actually laughed and said if I think this is bad in a few days ole black helmet will be surrounded by about 6 painful open sores. WTF... Again..WTF!!!!! Ill never forget it. See Ole Lloyd got him
A nice 100 thousand dollar insurance check from his dead dad so he was the top dogg he had what women wanted and was fucking all the dimepieces till one-day he woke up with the 7 year itch. If you have ever seen herpes ot will fuck you up. Aroud the same time my best friend Clay gets genital warts from his cheating ass bitch.think of a wart on so.eones knuckle.. now shrink it down and stack em about 6 clusterd tightly together on 90 percent of their dick. I don't know what one looks worse but you get them you get them for life and that wouldn't be able to ever work for me even though every hott chick I spent time around always ended up wanting to fuck I don't care who it is my friends wife, their girlfriend, random girl, whoever it is If they are around me for an extended amount of time they will always want to fuck. Bit the fear of herpes and/or wharts, not to mention possibly kids too is The reason I wouldn't fuck most of them heres why they always wanted me. I have no job no car and.a shithole trailer, but I also have a (139) near genius I.Q so the shit I talk about and the skills I can do on phones and computers most women have never heard of or thought possible. I also make sure to look them in their eyes the entire time because that's new to them because they are use to a man looking at them and upon seeing how hott they are they immediately think they ain't good enough and stare at the ground the whole time. And the girl knows what that means too. She automatically sees that you feel that she is better than you so there goes a man's chance. Paint it black by the rolling stones there's a verse that goes like this. " I see those girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes....I quickly turn my head until my darkness goes" Here's a verse from my next statement. "FUCK THAT SHIT" look at animals who does the female always go for, the sissy that won't even come around or the beast that don't take shit from nobody on a mission who won't let shit get in his way while he fucks em all. Thats what attracts women the alpha male. Other animals its whoever can do the best dance or find the best rock. Women are just like that too. Survival of the fittest a hott chick wants to have a baby with the top dogg so that baby will come out and be a topp dogg like his daddy so whoever can bring that shit like they ain't ever seen it just lights up their genes and that instinct of fucking the best and there's nothing they can do to stop it. Now damn look at me I done rambled about too much shit sorry but I was in the zone but yea my rating of you is true and real there is no doubt about it go ahead and make a living outta showing it if I was a girl with that shit I'd be all over it still to this day women with the perfection you have is still what the internet is used for the most but one last thing I ways also say any man can fuck any women he wants if any of you read this and are curious and also wanna hear the skills I used to knock up the hooters hostess let me know I just made this profile so now its time for me to post some shit of my own. Bye bye for now
 
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I don't usually like giving numerical ratings on matters like these. Furthermore I can't rate them as easily without actually getting to feel them either. That being said, they're pretty nice. Averageish, maybe slightly bigger than average, probably slightly bigger than average. I like it. I'd slap those titties left and right for fun and enjoy myself thoroughly.
 
I mean I’d love to massage them and then look up at you while I flicked my tongue and sucked on your nipples. Maybe even bite them gently.
 
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