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Perhaps read what this is ACTUALLY about
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Lupine
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Perhaps read what this is ACTUALLY about
Now don't be silly. Read stuff...As if..
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Lupine
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I'm almost tempted to ask for her number lol
But that would be mean of me
No you dont need to ask it's all done by ESP after all..
Spangle u r a bad bitch hunRing ring...
Spangle: "Hi this is Spangle"(stops putting clothes in the washing machine)
Caller: *lots of heavy breathing* "Hey Spangle, watcha wearin' baby"
Spangle: (Looks down at penguin themed onesie with a blob of baked bean juice on the zip) "I'm wearing a black lacy bra and a teeny g string, and I'm lay on my bed with a very wet pussy" (adds soap powder to the washing machine and turns it on)
Caller: *panting more* "that's so hot baby, I'm stroking my ten inch cock"
Spangle: (thinks there are an unusually high number of well-endowed menfolk in Britain...and raises a sceptical eyebrow...whilst rooting out the Mr Sheen and a clean duster) "mmm baby, I'd love to taste that cock" (gips a little)
Caller: "I wanna hear you finger your wet pussy"
Spangle: "ok big boy I'll put the phone down there so you can hear it" (reaches for the tub of hair gel, grabs a handful and squishes it between her fingers down the receiver...with the other hand spraying the furniture polish on the table and rubbing it with the duster. Picks phone up again) "did you hear it baby? How wet is my pussy? That's thinking of you with that beautiful big cock" (scowls)
Caller: "oh baby you're so fucking wet. I wanna ram my cock in that tight pussy"
Spangle: "oh baby, I've got three fingers in my pussy right now, just imagining it's your big fat cock" (opens a tin of cat food and empties it into a bowl)
Caller: *jerking off sounds* "oh fuck baby, that's so good, you're so fucking hot"
Spangle: (writing out a shopping list) "ooh baby...yeah fuck me...fuck me hard...make me scream..." (adds cat food to shopping list)
Caller: *very breathless* "I'm gonna cum, where do you want it?"
Spangle: (thinks in your pants I would imagine) "oh baby right over my huge tits so you can watch me lick it off" (looks down and notices blob of bean juice on onesie)
Caller: *indistinguishable cum sounds" "oh fuck baby I just shot like a pint of spunk on your tits"
Spangle: (thinks that's highly unlikely) "oh baby I'm taking some on my finger right now and licking your spunk off it" (plucks her eyebrows in the mirror)
Caller: *big sigh* "that was amazing baby, I'm gonna call you again"
Spangle: (stifling a yawn and checking out the tv guide) "you're so welcome baby, talk to you soon"
Kerching! And another sucker is born...
Yeah guys, sext me any time
Slickrickthrust
New Member
Fuck yeah. I want to slip inside you doggy style and feel you stretched around me soaked wet and quivering in delight.
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Lupine
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Deleted member 178467
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Is that possible like voodoo thing.
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Lupine
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If you do @persons name they get an alert even if they weren't part of the thread. Same as in chat it sending them an audiable..
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Lupine
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Sheeesh I was keeping that on the lowdown..Really going to make it hard to get all the zombies I need for the next footie team now
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Lupine
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Oh well I'm sure she'll enjoy the alerts when she gets on..
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Lupine
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Sorry mate didn't realise it was a big secret........ We will all get into trouble when Spangle lands !! Having fun without her and on her thread, never had so much fun sober lol
She is entertaining
Remove the claws and beak first then suck that fucker til it cock-a-fucking-doodle-doo's!!
Tw@t
Thankyou for sharing that with the Don'tgiveafuck Anonymous group!
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