Role play

[Mk57]

i am your personal waiter I am dressed in a shirt and bow tie towel over my shoulder and boxer shorts
And I have got strawberries and cream to feed you in bed
What happens next !!!

 

[Spangle]

I ask you to go put your pants on so I can check out your sexy buns in them...

 

[Kelsey12]

I get audited by the IRS to find out how I can afford a personal waiter.

 

[Mk57]

I ask you to go put your pants on so I can check out your sexy buns in them...

Good answer but you pull the boxers down and see the surprise

 

[Mk57]

I get audited by the IRS to find out how I can afford a personal waiter.

But it will be worth it for strawberries in bed mmm

 

[Kelsey12]

But it will be worth it for strawberries in bed mmm

You've obviously never been audited by the IRS. Strawberries in bed doesn't even come close to making up.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

While I urgently eat the strawberries and cream I secretly plot your demise in my mind. How will I kill you to make it look like a suicide or instead of a homicide. Or I can make it look like a homicide by an enemy. What is the weakest focal point in the home infrastructure to start an electrical fire to make that look like an arson attack by one of your enemies. How much insurance you have on the home. How can I hack the account to increase the amount of money in the insurance. You know cute womanly things

 

[Billy_B]

Go bang those strawberries in ya ass....

 

[Spangle]

Good answer but you pull the boxers down and see the surprise

No dude I just like looking at cute asses in tight black trousers. The cock holds no appeal for me... sorry

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

But what if the surprise is he has a vag.... A vag with teeth

 

[AngieBaby]

Hi everyone

 

[Spangle]

But what if the surprise is he has a vag.... A vag with teeth

Well I ain't lickin' no toothy vag pmsl

 

[Spangle]

Hi everyone

Bird, welcome. Perhaps go make your own thread and introduce yourself

 

[Mk57]

No dude I just like looking at cute asses in tight black trousers. The cock holds no appeal for me... sorry

I guessed that holds no appeal for me as well
Like your new profile picture

 

[Mk57]

While I urgently eat the strawberries and cream I secretly plot your demise in my mind. How will I kill you to make it look like a suicide or instead of a homicide. Or I can make it look like a homicide by an enemy. What is the weakest focal point in the home infrastructure to start an electrical fire to make that look like an arson attack by one of your enemies. How much insurance you have on the home. How can I hack the account to increase the amount of money in the insurance. You know cute womanly things

That’s quite worrying I only wanted to serve you strawberries

 

[Jaw1982]

Lmfao

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

That’s quite worrying I only wanted to serve you strawberries

That is quite worrying I only wanted to watch a meathead suffer

 

[Spangle]

Mk I think you got a bit of a raw deal here. We've spoken before on the forum and I know you're just a regular hard working fella. Apologies from me... it was just a bit of banter

 

[Mk57]

Mk I think you got a bit of a raw deal here. We've spoken before on the forum and I know you're just a regular hard working fella. Apologies from me... it was just a bit of banter

Thanks for that
I know just banter