Row Row Row.....NOPE!

[Yesm01]

So she distracted him with another fella's dick pix in an attempt to..

 

[Yesm01]

Outrow

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Gain an unfair advantage, but she didn’t realise that the number 8 was allergic to dicks so..

 

[Yesm01]

When she did finally realize

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

She had to come up with another distraction....

 

[Yesm01]

So she redirected his attention to anywhere else..

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

But neglected to tell him where...

 

[Yesm01]

Any* was the where, she gently reminded him..

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

So number 8 started looking but...

 

[Yesm01]

He kept forgetting, so..

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

He stayed focused on the task in hand, but her focus was growing weaker...

 

[Yesm01]

But her grip only tightened..

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Which was making 8 laugh, so he thought..

 

[Yesm01]

I really am the luckiest number ever to live

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

So who is this person trying to take my crown..

 

[Yesm01]

Wait! What was that? He felt..

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

A twitch somewhere but couldn’t put his finger on it..

 

[Yesm01]

*in

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

so he started to look around to see what it was he felt, ahh it was...

 

[Yesm01]

His own hand!