Row Row Row.....NOPE!

I guess I'll keep going ..the first alcohol I ever tried was GoldSchlagger (idk spell wise?) and I like a dumbass did shots of tequila too ..needless to say I puked gold specs all night
 
if you could date someone made of any edible thing what would it be.. personally I'd fuck a marshmallow chick .. what's not to love .. soft fluffy voluptuous
 
I really should probably take a break .. I came here for a 1 nighter now I've moved in down the street eagerly awaiting the housing committee to approve my outside easter decorations
 
idk the professional term sorry .. I rent an apartment and pay flood insurance .. so I don't really mind anything else .. although sometimes it's like a herd of elephants live above me
 
Elephants are pack animals and when one is left behind by another pack.. the other pack embraces said elephant as their own .. but here we are morons fighting over race religion and basic shit
 
I wonder if I can set a guiness world record for post in a row .. do i get a plaque.. a trophy .. a cookie ..a girlfriend with a level head and minimal baggage ..the possibilities are endless
 

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