I am the mean snobby girl from high school who publicly refused to date you, calling you a nerd. Now I am grown up, even better looking, but finding only jerks. Then we run into each other. I am shocked by your politeness/demeanor and somehow since we graduated you have become very attractive
I feel pangs of guilt and want to make amends. You are now a tech guru and the 31st richest man in the world.