Ah this should be interesting. I'll join the party and promise to keep it only to innuendoes.
@Kittycorn if you find my post below too sexual, lmk
So, the characters are:
Girl with lost dog
@Kittycorn
Superman good samaritan
@CaptainRetCon
Inspector Biggs
@SkiDude101
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The van had sped off into the distance, and was but a speck now. There was nothing they could do at that very moment.
"Oh! My dog!", Kittycorn started to tear up and her hands came up to her face.
CaptRetCon put his arms around her and comforted her as she leaned into him. He tried to be gentlemanly and leaned his hips away from her, for Kittycorn was a nubile girl with a delicate, shapely body.
Inspector Biggs said, "Listen, we will get him this time. I saw the outfit he was wearing and there is only one place he could have gotten it from. By the way, my name's Dick."
Kittycorn pulled her face away from CaptRetCon's chest, her eyes wide, "Wait... your name is... Inspector... Dick... Biggs?"
"Sure is, and it fits. Or perhaps it doesn't," he replied as he winked at her.
Kittycorn's eyes grew wider and her jaw dropped.
"That circumference looks about right," Biggs added.
Kittycorn blushed hard and quickly closed her clearly salivating mouth.
CaptRetcon chimed in, "Dude, you are dressed up like a bush. Why?"
Biggs replied in a stage whisper to CaptRetCon, "Ain't that the way we like it, brother? I'm Dick in a bush." And with that he guffawed cheerfully as CaptRetCon joined in.
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