Game Scattergories - 3 items

Cabin in the woods where no one can hear the screaming.....uh...from orgasms

Camping in the deep woods where no one can hear the screaming.....again from orgasms

Cemetery, where you can bury a body, and no one can hear the screaming because the person is buried.

Perfect crimes

B
 
Buttfucking a hooker while I have a mask on.

Beating up the dude that stole my dinner from work a few nights ago, you know who the hell you are asshole.

Blinding a highway driver with even brighter lights than his.

Worst pick-up lines
I
 
Worst pick up lines starting with I:

Imagine being naked with me.

I'm going sweep you off your feet with my broom.

Invisible people look better than you.

Worst places to go on a date:
R
 
G-spot Vs fingernail ... shudder!!!

Groin Hit after falling off the top of a couch with crazy force that left me black and blue

Great breaking of the leg involving a trampoline

Insults: J
 
Ohhh my gosh, you're pregnant!

Only you could fuck my Dad ... if I can watch cause that would be hot (eww!)

Open oysters remind me of you

Pretty bad intros to your new partners parents: T
 
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