Game Scattergories - 3 items

[Someguy1323]

Nodding off to sleep while in church.... specifically in the middle of the Christmas sermon.

Nutsack rubbing all over your new step brothers prized drumset in which is located in his "beat office" that your not supposed to be in. @CantBeTamed

Negligently removing all your clothes in the doctor's office, when you're merely there for your annual flu shot.

Things you'd see at a wine mixer.

O

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

(Had to Google it lol)

Open legs
Old creepy guys
Ocean being used as a toilet

Dumb Ways to die ~ G

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Goading a gorilla in the wild
Googling how to stop choking, whilst you are choking
Grabbing PheonixxxMunroe's ass without asking permission

Things you do when alone in the house - P

 

[Jinxy]

Play music loud and dance naked to it.
Photograph myself in a variety of poses
Pretend not to be home if someone comes to the door or phones.

Things to do on a Friday night R

 

[Jinxy]

Bananas
Bacon
Beetroot


Professions H

 

[Gujjuguy]

• Smile at them
• Share your story and try to be honest
• Split the bill

Things which make you cringe, letter T

 

[Someguy1323]

Toe nails...falling off, after getting a heavy object dropped on them, or after the repetitive beating they take after running a marathon....when they are holding on by a thread, dangling from the rest of your toe....exposed unprotected skin ...

Taking a razor blade, and slicing into your finger, filleting a flap of skin off, blood dripping down...

This...
Something you did that made you say...oh my god.

M

 

[Thalassa]

My mistake for reading @Someguy1323's above post

Meeting people who say the most inane, ridiculous things with complete confidence and assertiveness, leading others to believe them.

Multiple orgasms

Things you buy at the grocery store
C

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Coconut
Cocoa powder
Condoms

Ways to show joy ~ P

 

[Gujjuguy]

• Pose for a victory selfie
• Pull your friend close, try lifting them up in the air and go around in circles while yelling about whatever it is you achieved
• Praise the almighty (excitement level varies from person to person)

What makes you feel Jealous? Letter G

 

[Jinxy]

Guitar players
Gogo dancers
Greek island travellers who send me pics.


Fav pastime L

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Lunch on Sundays
Little Athletics
Lolly shops

Ways to scare off a first date you can not stand and really want to ditch??
J

 

[Tattooedmedic]

Just being a bitch
Jacking off
Justifying murder

Ways to get out of work....t

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Toilet problems as in you're problem is that you're stuck on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and can't get up!
Tell the boss your other Grandmother died this time, the one on your Dad's side.
Texta red spots all over your face and send your boss a pic

Things to eat on Xmas break F

 

[Tattooedmedic]

Fattening shit
Food
Fucking alcohol? Hahahaha

Things to say to a stranger while your kids play w theirs
W

 

[Jinxy]

Wanna get a drink
Which ones yours?
Why am I here ?

Ways to annoy someone who is annoying you M

 

[Gujjuguy]

Maintain your silence
Make them look at your smile
Master the subtle art of not giving a f**k


Ways to convince your girl that she doesn't look fat K

 

[Jinxy]

Kiss the areas she thinks are fat
Keep away from discussing it
Know that she isn’t and make sure she knows it

Favourite snacks to eat while drinking P

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Pizza
Pork belly with crispy skin
PIE!

Alternative random things to use as hair product ~ S:

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Pizza
Popcorn (love a bar with free popcorn!)
Pussy. (I mean c'mon, am I gonna not go there?!?!)


Edit: Syrup (for those tall mohawks), Soap (if your outta shampoo), Sugar-water (those damn punk rock mohawks again)

3 ways to describe a fellow fcn'er (go ahead and tag them) T