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Giant mounds of sand, that remind me of bewbs
Gooey stuff sticking on her...
Geronimo, statues/pictures of him, reminds me that jumping right in can be both exhilarating, and scary, but always enjoyable

People you want to see naked T
 
Leggings made from bacon or a vegan option made from cabbage leaves.
Long sleeved garish pink t-shirt with "Thalassa's Tallywhack Shack" logo on the front of it - logo located in the general boob area of the shirt - font needs to be something "edgy" for extra effect.
Little tiny "hats" that you use on your finger tips to keep them warm, like the offcuts from fingerless gloves (so you'd need ten of them). I just thought of this now and am wondering if I'm onto something here??!!! Should I copyright this??

Things you think about whilst day dreaming - M
 
My fingers with little hats on them - have to draw faces on them now ... each one with a unique expression/personality/character.

Mercedes AMG GT C

Magical phenomenology

Names for a very odd looking cat - B:
 
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Bread turning to toast too quick and burning.

Bags when I go shopping (I only have a HUNDRED at home!!)

Blueberries - I get sad when I get home from shopping and remember that I forgot! It's like I left my children behind at the shop - sweet, plump, juicy, round, dark purple, edible little children that are delicious in so many ways from straight out of the pack to pancakes and smoothies! Lol cannibal mother of the year award over here!!

Compliments to the opposite sex - C:
 
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theoriginalnumber8 said:
Lol - not such a wise mother hen after all!! :p

Tallywhacking - to "whack" one's "tally"!
whack = play with vigorously
tally = penis

If you need educating with anything else please just get in touch!! :p:p:p:D:D:D
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I figured it was something like that. The "whacking" part made me take pause. I mean, can you imagine - and here, use an Italian accent - "Ehhh, we whacked-ah that fahcker good-ah. That will-ah teeech him to mess with the mob-ah. Ehhhh?!"

So does that mean "tally marking" is the practice of marking penises with a permanent marker? And does "tally counting" mean we're now counting cocks?
"Maria, look at your chart. How many oranges did you eat yesterday?"
"That would be 11 penises."
 
:rolleyes::D:D:D Permanently marked penis's! HAHA!! There's something I haven't explored yet ... sudden urge to sharpie dome mad designs on D! :eek::D


Ways to splash $1000 beginning with W ... I'm gonna take that as 1K per W lol

Wanking While Wasting it on pornhub premium!

Wonderfully Wild Weekend in a penthouse!

World domination with Thalassa - I have no doubt that she and I could come up with a Wealth of Wonderous Words that Would Wind up Welcoming Wells of Wandering Wallets (in the form of a revolutionary best seller must have novel that quickly becomes a smash hit at the box office around the globe! Don't forget the all star cast, sequel(s), soundtrack with New #1 chart topping gold record SIA/ED SHEERAN colab, cover art and merchandise galore!)

3 compliments you'd give to someone you're super attracted to on a 1st date - M:
 
Bite sized dick and titty shaped chocolates
Brand new toy
Big, extravagant performance in the bedroom ... or hotel!

Three places to take your Valentine out to as a surprise -P:
 
Children that have consumed too much sugar
Cookie monster's eating style
Cum spurts

Things to shout out LOUD while climaxing O:
 
Reaction to winning something (happy dance)
Rhianna songs
Really drunken moments

Oops, Edit:
Dancing
Dreams
Dick

3 names for your new pet Frog F:
 
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